It’s a seismic day for amorous app making, plane taking geeks who never liked Michael Jackson and who only eat pies. Also if you’re a stalker then you’re in the golden era of apps that will make your life easier.

• The King of Pop got posthumously hacked.
• Curly haired game nut Jane, decided to gamify nature and use earthquakes as her alarm clock.
• Now your discounts on posh stuff to wear at Embassy drinks parties come with added spurious influence scoring.
• The battle to be the greenest car manufacturer was won, resoundingly by Mercedes with its invisible car.
• The Simpsons do Game of Thrones, geeks self-combusted with excitement.
• Geeks got another boost with 10 ways to make love and not create a viral.
• It’s pie week, a week that can be enjoyed by the whole family and not just geeks.
• Speaking of pie’s, the raspberry variety are extremely popular and very good value at the moment.
• It’s best not to comment when a VC reveals a predilection for nasty girls.
• Hot stalker app gets into hotter water with its migraine inducing logo.
• Tomorrow is sexist trousers day as one woman’s mission to out a well known brand of leg wear reaches its frenzied crescendo.
• The Tea Party movement decided it was time to sleep.
• Don’t go into the backwoods, surely you’ve seen the film? Right?
• British tech reporters down on their luck and being forced to report celebrity sitings.
• It sounds like the ill fated combo of squeezing a spot whilst on a plane, it’s not, but in another way it could be.
• Planes are all the rage today as mega vacuum Google decides to help people get to and from the beach.

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