Windows 8 contains a number of new interface elements that can confuse new users, if they are coming in flat-footed from a preceding version; a little education goes a long way in learning Windows 8.
However, what would happen if you gave someone a decent few slugs of Tequila, and then set them free, for the first time, into the Windows 8 forest? This:
Note: If profanity or comedy offend you, don’t click play. If, on the other hand, you have a sense of humor, enjoy.