It’s no secret that Ken Bone was the star of the last presidential debate. In the days to follow, Bone has become nothing short of a cultural phenomenon. CamSoda wants to extend his 15 minutes by at least an additional 45, all while fattening his bank account at the same time.
If you’ve been hiding under a rock the past few days, Bone is the human embodiment of a hug. His gentle demeanor and timely question surrounding energy use and pollution captivated a nation and now we find ourselves wanting more. CamSoda, an adult entertainment platform for live streaming, knows a thing or two about giving people what they want.
The company sent Bone a letter requesting a 60 minute live stream in exchange for $100,000 cash and 25 disposable cameras. While it’s not setting any restrictions on what the show entails, it’s recommending Bone take us all into the Bone Zone for a glimpse at what he’s all about. Being an adult webcam site, I’m really hoping Bone Zone isn’t a euphemism.
Here’s the full letter.
October 10, 2016
Dear Mr. Kenneth Bone,
I hope this letter finds you well. During last night’s debate you captivated the world with your question about energy, your red pullover and, quite honestly, just you being you. While Donald and Hillary continued to bicker, we were especially distraught that your question didn’t receive the appropriate attention it deserved.
With that being said, I would like to formally extend an offer for you to participate in a live show broadcast from our platform, CamSoda.com, to our millions of fans. The show can cater to your specificities but we were thinking you could take us all to the Bone Zone and tell/show us what you’re all about. In return for your participation in a live, hour long broadcast via our site, we will pay you $100,000 and provide you with 25 throw-away cameras to use at your disposal. Who knows, maybe you’ll decide to announce that you’re running for President.
And don’t fret, we’re pros with this stuff. CamSoda.com is a leading adult entertainment webcam platform and has a fully functioning live streaming cam house where models share their lives with the rest of the world. We recently launched the first ever live-stream virtual reality experience to overwhelming success.
We truly appreciate your consideration of our offer and look forward to the possibility of working together soon. In the interim, please feel free to check out CamSoda.com for more details.
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