TNW’s Big Spam: Reporting live from the Fox-penis-no-women-allowed network

We’re baaaaaaaack!

Top trending tech news:
🚗 Uber denied MIT’s claims drivers earn less than minimum wage (TNW)
😮 30% of the web now runs on WordPress (TNW)
😬 Zuckerberg lost $3 billion last week (Bloomberg)
What we’re talking about:
Fox created a misleading viral video about how “Liberals” want to remove all “MAN” words. In a show of solidarity with all MANs, and to sound more like a superhero movie, they should definitely rename themselves the Fox-Man network. Or Mr. Fox news. Or the Fox-penis-no-women-allowed channel.
Twitter wants our help defining new “health metrics” to measure the quality of the site’s conversations. How about, “number of minutes not logged in to Twitter”?
Ex-Google CEO Eric Schmidt is kinda sure robots won’t kill us for another decade or two. Reassuring.
… in other news, researchers just taught robots to predict our every move. What was that, Eric?
Happy Monday! Have some schadenfreude: The Daily Mail reported this story of a woman who spiraled into debt chasing the IG influencer rainbow.
Tweet of the day:
Important milestones.
My daughter just tried pizza for the first time. pic.twitter.com/yiPNJgUBJg
— Jody Avirgan (@jodyavirgan) March 3, 2018
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