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This article was published on May 21, 2015

Someone pitched their Apple Watch app to our fake Patrick Bateman


Someone pitched their Apple Watch app to our fake Patrick Bateman
Mic Wright
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Mic Wright

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Mic Wright is a journalist specialising in technology, music and popular culture. He lives in Dublin. He is on Twitter at @brokenbottleboy. Mic Wright is a journalist specialising in technology, music and popular culture. He lives in Dublin. He is on Twitter at @brokenbottleboy.

Last month, we published an Apple Watch review by Patrick Bateman. Only, Patrick’s not real. He’s the protagonist of  ‘American Psycho’ by Brett Easton Ellis and I was channeling him for that little slice of satire.

Still, that didn’t stop one eager PR person from pitching an Apple Watch app to him:

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I can’t tell for sure if Bateman would dig Easy Ten, which encourages you to learn 10 foreign words a day, and has just made the leap from the iPhone to the Apple Watch.

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Still, 10/10 for effort, and to any other PRs hoping to get Patrick’s attention: This is a one-time deal. He’s too busy returning video tapes to handle any more pitches.

Image credit: Lions Gate Films 

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