Welcome to Haiku Review, a feature where we review gear and gadgets using the Japanese poetry form.
Yes, we’re back! This time round we’re looking at the Mezmoglobe desk toy I currently have swirling in front of me
Basically, the Mezmoglobe a metallic ball type of thing that spins on your desk like this:
Let’s get to it!
How thoust spin, spin-thing?
Pleasing, pointless, heavy, round –
Reminds me of me
If you desperately need a spinning desk toy, you can hit up the Indiegogo page here and get your own Mezmoglobe. Just remember that even the most high-profile crowdfunding campaigns can fail, so invest with caution.
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