The Xbox you wish you had

The Xbox you wish you had

We have been covering the surely coming next Xbox as much as possible, grabbing a hold of every single detail and rumor that we can. Today we toss all that aside and return to the glory days of the first Xbox.

But we are not interested in any normal original Xbox, oh no, in fact, what we have to show you today is most definitely a one-of-a-kind contraption. Ladies and gentlemen, the wooden Xbox:

You can’t even begin to tell us that you don’t want one. Even more, imagine starting off your little kiddo with this bad boy. Then that tot would be ready for Halo in no time.

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