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This article was published on February 7, 2017

Brazzers drops a new porn parody that will turn your… ‘Metal Gear Solid’


Brazzers drops a new porn parody that will turn your… ‘Metal Gear Solid’

Brazzers is back at it with the video game-themed porn adaptations – and this time around the industry titan has bestowed upon us a bombastic parody of the action-adventure stealth classic Metal Gear Solid.

Disguised under the copyright-friendly title Metal Rear Solid: The Phantom Peen, the porn flick unfolds in the heat of the desert where stranded soldier Boss, portrayed by household name Charles Dera, has been tasked to recover a secret package from the Diamond Dongs drop zone.

Things swiftly take a turn for the worse when Boss finds himself trapped with a silent assassin Hushy, portrayed by a thigh-strapped rising star Casey Calvert. Stuck in a stealth tactical espionage showdown, the two face each other in a death match that will see only one of them make it back to the Mother Base in one piece.

As you can expect from a Brazzers production, the XXX adaptation features a slew of intentionally cheesy lines that will surely get an occasional laugh from loyal Metal Gear enthusiasts.

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The porn-maker has been getting in on the raunchy parody action as of lately. Last year the company released a smut adaptation of smash-hit game Overwatch and shortly followed up with another one inspired by Call of Duty.

Metal Rear Solid: The Phantom Peen is expected to go live on February 8 – so you won’t have to wait too long before you can polish your gear.

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