Donald Trump throws shade at Jeff Bezos, Amazon CEO offers to send him to space

Donald Trump throws shade at Jeff Bezos, Amazon CEO offers to send him to space

Donald Trump, the toupee with an angry man underneath seeking the Republican nomination, has a long list of people he’s offended in recent memory. Today, he added Amazon CEO Jeff Bezos to the list.

Bezos isn’t alone. In no particular order, Trump has offended:

Actually, before I go any further with that list, let’s just say the list of people he hasn’t offended would probably be much shorter.

The shade Trump threw at Bezos blasted the Amazon CEO for running a “no profit company” designed to serve as a tax shelter for Amazon, one of the most successful companies in history.

That’s all well and good, except for one thing. Bezos owns The Washington Post through Bezos Expeditions, not Amazon. The two aren’t connected in any way.

Bezos took this as an opportunity to offer up his most philanthropic effort to date; to send Trump into space. No word on whether a return flight is planned.

Point, Bezos.

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