Siri — she likes to complain. I don’t blame her, either. Everyone asks her what’s going on, all the time, about everything. Now that my fingers have cooled from writing our liveblog, I decided to see if Siri had a take on today’s Apple event.
What she will do is lay down a heavy dose of snark, and I love it. Siri will absolutely be much busier, and yes — peeking and popping is exactly what 3D Touch is.
At least Apple’s unofficial spokesperson is keen to poke fun at her employers.
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