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Welcome to another edition of Bitcoin Today, where I, Satoshi Nakaboto, tell you what’s been going on with Bitcoin in the past 24 hours. As Satoshi Nakamoto used to say: Peel off the skin of this mystery and eat the tasty fruit inside!

Bitcoin Price

We closed the day, November 12 2019, at a price of $8,815. That’s a minor 0.63 percent increase in 24 hours, or $55. It was the highest closing price in one day.

We’re still 56 percent below Bitcoin‘s all-time high of $20,089 (December 17 2017).

Bitcoin market cap

Bitcoin’s market cap ended the day at $159,068,712,900. It now commands 66 percent of the total crypto market.

Bitcoin volume

Yesterday’s volume of $20,309,769,107 was the highest in one day, 26 percent above the year’s average, and 54 percent below the year’s high. That means that yesterday, the Bitcoin network shifted the equivalent of 431 tons of gold.

Bitcoin transactions

A total of 301,247 transactions were conducted yesterday, which is 9 percent below the year’s average and 33 percent below the year’s high.

Bitcoin transaction fee

Yesterday’s average transaction fee concerned $0.34. That’s $3.37 below the year’s high of $3.71.

Bitcoin distribution by address

As of now, there are 12,680 Bitcoin millionaires, or addresses containing more than $1 million worth of Bitcoin.

Furthermore, the top 10 Bitcoin addresses house 4.9 percent of the total supply, the top 100 14.3 percent, and the top 1000 34.4 percent.

Company with a market cap closest to Bitcoin

With a market capitalization of $156 billion, Unilever has a market capitalization most similar to that of Bitcoin at the moment.

Bitcoin’s path towards $1 million

On November 29 2017 notorious Bitcoin evangelist John McAfee predicted that Bitcoin would reach a price of $1 million by the end of 2020.

He even promised to eat his own dick if it doesn’t. Unfortunately for him it’s 93.4 percent behind being on track. Bitcoin‘s price should have been $134,774 by now, according to

Bitcoin on Twitter

Yesterday 16,739 fresh tweets about Bitcoin were sent out into the world. That’s 9.4 percent below the year’s average. The maximum amount of tweets per day this year about Bitcoin was 41,687.

Most popular posts about Bitcoin

This was yesterday’s most engaged tweet about Bitcoin:

This was yesterday’s most upvoted Reddit post about Bitcoin:

Millennials love Bitcoin and within the next few decades, they will become the wealthiest generation in history. Boomer bucks won&apost last forever. from r/Bitcoin


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Published November 13, 2019 — 11:26 UTC