It would take 57,000 years according to these info-graphs which probably don’t include Twitter, Facebook status updates and private blogs. I mean, those would keep you occupied until the end of time. Or maybe the end of time comes in 57,000 years. Or 2012? I’m getting confused now.
There are a lot more tidbits of information you should memorize and use a pick-up lines. Let us know how that works out for you.
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