Shocking: Facebook To Remain Free Forever

Shocking: Facebook To Remain Free Forever

In news today that will surely blow the doors off of buildings containing droves of analysts, Facebook has no intentions of charging users to use their social network, ever.

Yes, you may think that this was dead obvious, but Facebook has received enough questions (presumably) that they felt the need to do this:

All Killer, No Filler

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There, now we know.

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