US pizza chain Little Caesars is doing its part to contribute to the nation’s obesity crisis with a new pie that comes wrapped in over three feet of bacon. And to promote it, the company’s clogged up Twitter timelines just like arteries.
Connect your Twitter account to Little Caesars’ Bacon Timeline and it pumps out 42 image tweets in a row to replicate that big load of bacon in virtual form. The perfect way to shed some followers.
https://twitter.com/NickbucXP/status/587667197968961537
https://twitter.com/Jay5280/status/587663833470205952
https://twitter.com/kyleboyd06/status/587665319499603968
https://twitter.com/joelevell/status/587663640960049152
Inch five of 3 ½ feet of bacon. pic.twitter.com/CbSgK2CRlT
— Van Gould (@vangould) April 13, 2015
Keep scrolling. We wrap our pizza in a lot of bacon. pic.twitter.com/kklkHvVXpz
— Daniel George (@vitamindeejee) April 13, 2015
https://twitter.com/bmcsmith92/status/587661891385892864
https://twitter.com/MacherM/status/587661136302071808
Inch nine of Little Caesars Bacon Timeline. http://t.co/aCyxHWbHe6
— Epic Gobshite (@epic_gobshite) April 13, 2015
https://twitter.com/Tyler_McNally/status/587660131959234560
Inch eleven. pic.twitter.com/cnrSMiMsaE
— Tim Grimes (@timmy) April 13, 2015
Only 2 ½ feet of Little Caesars bacon to go. pic.twitter.com/qmS32LLBdX
— people you follow (@isstevetaken) April 13, 2015
https://twitter.com/jakeyboytellem/status/587659052152463360
https://twitter.com/JordanInBoston/status/587658368841621504
Inch fifteen… pic.twitter.com/O0vFdY0mXc
— Alan White (@aljwhite) April 13, 2015
You guessed it, inch sixteen. pic.twitter.com/ksyYoPxVGM
— Ryan Broderick (@broderick) April 13, 2015
https://twitter.com/AshleyBaccam/status/587657947800567808
Inch eighteen. pic.twitter.com/xFykyZGfkA
— Casey Williams (@Bishop_W) April 13, 2015
https://twitter.com/chaselkimball/status/587654796619972608
Inch twenty of 3 ½ feet. pic.twitter.com/EX6IxLH0wM
— Tyler Wriston (@tcwriston) April 13, 2015
https://twitter.com/walkertherunner/status/587652296143675392
https://twitter.com/tomburnette/status/587651618809733120
https://twitter.com/ajclelland/status/587650977425182720
https://twitter.com/dryasdirt/status/587650752178454528
Inch twenty-five of 3 ½ feet. pic.twitter.com/vo7Npsr28h
— Kimmy Cunningham (@kimmycunninghm) April 13, 2015
https://twitter.com/Niclabbe/status/587650100794634241
https://twitter.com/cryptichandle/status/587650090304667648
Inch twenty-eight of 3 ½ feet. pic.twitter.com/SQZNpsQxPl
— Stink (@TheIconStinky) April 13, 2015
And we’re done! pic.twitter.com/6sxt15hcLH
— sheldon (@InternetSheldon) April 13, 2015
https://twitter.com/kizzlekatt/status/587676720972595200
Inch thirty-one of 3 ½ feet of bacon. pic.twitter.com/Tbf32ZspFL
— Gzpachit0 (@Gzpachit0) April 13, 2015
https://twitter.com/cagoenlaputa_/status/587672489536401408
https://twitter.com/1mCreative/status/587672453679292416
https://twitter.com/javiich_/status/587672347823493120
https://twitter.com/Sonichu1/status/587672343620771841
Still the same strip of bacon we use on our pizza. Almost there. pic.twitter.com/rvIuSFOLDv
— Mr. Cool Makaka-Man (@pinwinomovil) April 13, 2015
https://twitter.com/espumitomcduff/status/587672217053487105
https://twitter.com/JoseFAVcia/status/587672090511278081
https://twitter.com/Zumodekiwi/status/587672012723724290
https://twitter.com/angel96eur/status/587672005215924224
https://twitter.com/GilMasmola/status/587671911750115328
End of @LittleCaesars Bacon Timeline. Time to enjoy the real thing at a location nearest you. pic.twitter.com/E19uHPKVqO
— stardy (@NotStardy) April 13, 2015
Look, we did that here so you didn’t have to. Consider it a public service.
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