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This article was published on July 2, 2012

Monetize that low-hanging fruit! T-shirts + horrid business clichés = Corporateez


Monetize that low-hanging fruit! T-shirts + horrid business clichés = Corporateez

If you’re into validating your paradigm shifts by synergizing your ideation and optimizing actionable value-adds … you’ve got some serious issues my friend.

But nobody says you can’t look swanky while you’re dealing with them.

Enter Corporateez, which sells simple t-shirts imprinted with terrible corporate clichés like ‘leverage your synergies’ for $23 a piece.

The best part is you can submit your favorite buzzword-laden business phrase and create your own tee. I entered ‘cloudify your out-of-boxiness’ but I’m pretty sure you can come up with something way better than that.

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Corporateez is another amusing project from Nathan Tone, who’s also responsible for other funniness like Mark by Mark Zuckerberg and Troll the Troll.

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