Hey, I’m young and running my day in this fashion, but you aren’t. You’re in your thirties. All this new stuff online is more annoyance than salvation. That’s alright. I love you. You are important, as a consumer. You keep doctors in business. Hello mortgage refinancing!

I respect you. But you have some beefs, don’t you? Real complaints. Life issues. I know that feeling, bro. You don’t have a drinking problem, you just enjoy whiskey and books. And by books I mean ice. Don’t worry. You are not alone. Be scared with me. Enjoy.

Really, I love you. Hold strong. If you need some support, ping me.