Okay, maybe it took until 2010, only a few million years really, but we finally have women all figured out! All thanks to the genius insights of one Jay Herrod. Watch the video, it will all make sense once you’ve heard his amazing facts. Yes, ‘facts’. Not tips or guesses, but actual facts:

I’m a man myself but even I am eerily attracted to this prime example or a real man. Hide your women!