No, THIS Is The Best Business Card Ever
22nd June 2010 by Alex Wilhelm
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This is so awesome… the rest of the world must know about this!!! Clever as all hell.
oooh, that hurts…
that’s what she said
zing
you zinged when you should have zagged
i’d park like shit too then hide wait for the jackass to try and key it see what happens big tough guy
sure you would
and then he’d come by and put that little peice of paper and when you confront him, he’ll take out his revolver you hadn’t seen until just now, and light you the fuck up.
retard!
That of course is assuming the same guy would be randomly stalking you. I’m pretty sure he just wrote that on the card because it was funny… geez don’t take things so sensitively next time. In the meanwhile, you’d piss off a whole shit load of people because you were parking like an absolute douche-waffle.
Then you would have a key’d paint job AND and ass whipping. It would serve you right!
I just thought of another card….You a douchebag!!
sure ya would interwebs tough guy trying to prove they are real life tough guy to total strangers but result is annoying fail.
LOL U MAD
Awww, fuckyou’s feelings were hurt. Nothing like solving stuff with violence right? Yay, demonstrations of masculinity!
Nothing like solving problems with property damage. You incompetent sociopath
Yeah, what would happen is you’d get your ass handed to you and cry home to momma.
INTERNET FIIIIIGHT!
It’s not a business card. It’s simply an insult on a piece of paper. Slightly more clever than writing “You are a cunt” on an index card.
I came up with the cuntcard index card years ago. Fuck you.
um just take for the funny thing that it is, epic fail on your part for actually trying to think about it and not worry about more important things with those brain cells.
Wished I saw this a few days earlier. A car actually parked both lanes and I wrote on a piece of paper a comment for him. This namecard would be alot easier :)
I’m making this shit in spanish, LOL… a lot of ungrateful assholes here in PR when it comes to parking spaces.
Years ago as a kid my friend and I made paper stickers (difficult to remove) with the text “parkeren kan men leren” (Dutch for “parking can be learned”) to stick on bad parked cars. It rymed and annoyed ;-)
I’m so glad we never got caught ;-)
No way, dude thats amazing. Do want!
http://www.internet-anonymity.at.tc
wow with these stupid comments…is Youtube broken or something?
lol, excellent point! +1, oh wait, you can’t do that here, hehe
Meh. I had my own version before and seen others with similar sentiment for years. Ill be surprised if some ‘creative’ doesn’t churn out another with paisley embossing so they get exposure on NOTCOT or something equally limp.
There are some cards available for purchase somewhere that say “The way you pulled in this parking spot makes me wish your father had pulled out”
LOOL! this is hilarious!
i just key the car and leave no note, no need for pre treats on assholes
http://www.youparklikeanasshole.com
Way better.
Great. Another meaninglessly aggressive contribution from the anti-culture black hole
http://www.youparklikeanasshole.com
Lame
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The car did nothing wrong, why hurt it? Key the driver instead.
In response to above posts, why not key in the message? Nevertheless, I have produced a “citizens ticket”, including all your basic fields: offense, location and fine– which is always “Your dignity”. I want to get templates made on post its. I am the law.
Here is where to buy them:
http://houseofgrafix.net/index.php?page=shop.product_details&flypage=flypage-ask.tpl&product_id=284&category_id=30&option=com_virtuemart&Itemid=26
I need to get some of these
Omigod this is goddamn genius. I’m going to print a stack of these cards immediately and help with my arseholes-parking aggression.
Here’s mine: http://tinypic.com/r/2j3ld7b/6
ps. it might help if you understand I arrive at work at 7:30…
I was about to place a note that read something like this yet was a little more vulgar. Some dbag cut into a parking spot at a hard angle completely trapping me in – luckily he showed up just as I was getting out of my car else he would have some broken mirrors :D
wow, broken mirrors, classy reaction to someone that sucks at parking. Good luck if that was actually what you would have done. Nice to see all the anti-society 18 year old are letting us all know what time it is, lol.
just wait for them and just kick their arse instead, you did that, right?
yep tths true
Genius, We need those in NYC
It ain’t a business card.
penis in a vagina right? thats how sex works?
These were ordered from T-RexCards.com!
wow.that’s just really rude. :-)
This has to be the BEST card ever. Seriously. It is the official card for park like an asshat day.
No, this was the best I ever saw: I sure hope you don’t f–k like you park, cause if you do, you’ll never get it in…………….
thats great;distribuição de publicidade<br