No, THIS Is The Best Business Card Ever

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22 June 2010

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http://www.facebook.com/shmairbear Air-ick

This is so awesome… the rest of the world must know about this!!! Clever as all hell.
http://thenextweb.com/members/boris/ Boris

oooh, that hurts…
- bb
  
  that’s what she said
  - udd
    
    zing
    - Anonymous
      
      you zinged when you should have zagged
fuckyou

i’d park like shit too then hide wait for the jackass to try and key it see what happens big tough guy
- jontam
  
  sure you would
- Anonymous
  
  and then he’d come by and put that little peice of paper and when you confront him, he’ll take out his revolver you hadn’t seen until just now, and light you the fuck up.
- Anonymous
  
  retard!
- no
  
  That of course is assuming the same guy would be randomly stalking you. I’m pretty sure he just wrote that on the card because it was funny… geez don’t take things so sensitively next time. In the meanwhile, you’d piss off a whole shit load of people because you were parking like an absolute douche-waffle.
- key
  
  Then you would have a key’d paint job AND and ass whipping. It would serve you right!
- Anonymous
  
  I just thought of another card….You a douchebag!!
- Not really, gaylord
  
  sure ya would interwebs tough guy trying to prove they are real life tough guy to total strangers but result is annoying fail.
Anonymous

LOL U MAD
YoureAHugeTool

Awww, fuckyou’s feelings were hurt. Nothing like solving stuff with violence right? Yay, demonstrations of masculinity!
- Anon
  
  Nothing like solving problems with property damage. You incompetent sociopath
KneelB4Zod

Yeah, what would happen is you’d get your ass handed to you and cry home to momma.
- troy
  
  INTERNET FIIIIIGHT!
Ben

It’s not a business card. It’s simply an insult on a piece of paper. Slightly more clever than writing “You are a cunt” on an index card.
- Anonymous
  
  I came up with the cuntcard index card years ago. Fuck you.
- Not really, gaylord
  
  um just take for the funny thing that it is, epic fail on your part for actually trying to think about it and not worry about more important things with those brain cells.
http://www.thristhan.com thristhan

Wished I saw this a few days earlier. A car actually parked both lanes and I wrote on a piece of paper a comment for him. This namecard would be alot easier :)
Codo

I’m making this shit in spanish, LOL… a lot of ungrateful assholes here in PR when it comes to parking spaces.
inne ten have

Years ago as a kid my friend and I made paper stickers (difficult to remove) with the text “parkeren kan men leren” (Dutch for “parking can be learned”) to stick on bad parked cars. It rymed and annoyed ;-)
I’m so glad we never got caught ;-)
Josh Wilder

No way, dude thats amazing. Do want!

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- anon
  
  wow with these stupid comments…is Youtube broken or something?
  - Not really, gaylord
    
    lol, excellent point! +1, oh wait, you can’t do that here, hehe
Lone

Meh. I had my own version before and seen others with similar sentiment for years. Ill be surprised if some ‘creative’ doesn’t churn out another with paisley embossing so they get exposure on NOTCOT or something equally limp.
StarEKnight

There are some cards available for purchase somewhere that say “The way you pulled in this parking spot makes me wish your father had pulled out”
http://www.fjbliss.blogspot.com F. J. Bliss

LOOL! this is hilarious!
penguinkid

i just key the car and leave no note, no need for pre treats on assholes
ielle

http://www.youparklikeanasshole.com

Way better.
Norbert

Great. Another meaninglessly aggressive contribution from the anti-culture black hole
jason

http://www.youparklikeanasshole.com
Michelle

Lame
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Anonymous

The car did nothing wrong, why hurt it? Key the driver instead.
wikiBuddha

In response to above posts, why not key in the message? Nevertheless, I have produced a “citizens ticket”, including all your basic fields: offense, location and fine– which is always “Your dignity”. I want to get templates made on post its. I am the law.
Spastik

Here is where to buy them:

http://houseofgrafix.net/index.php?page=shop.product_details&flypage=flypage-ask.tpl&product_id=284&category_id=30&option=com_virtuemart&Itemid=26
Anonymous

I need to get some of these
Adam

Omigod this is goddamn genius. I’m going to print a stack of these cards immediately and help with my arseholes-parking aggression.
http://tinypic.com/r/2j3ld7b/6 Tony

Here’s mine: http://tinypic.com/r/2j3ld7b/6
ps. it might help if you understand I arrive at work at 7:30…
http://www.murlu.com Murlu

I was about to place a note that read something like this yet was a little more vulgar. Some dbag cut into a parking spot at a hard angle completely trapping me in – luckily he showed up just as I was getting out of my car else he would have some broken mirrors :D
- Not really, gaylord
  
  wow, broken mirrors, classy reaction to someone that sucks at parking. Good luck if that was actually what you would have done. Nice to see all the anti-society 18 year old are letting us all know what time it is, lol.
  - Not really, gaylord
    
    just wait for them and just kick their arse instead, you did that, right?
Anonymous

yep tths true
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Genius, We need those in NYC
Anonymous

It ain’t a business card.
tim

penis in a vagina right? thats how sex works?
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http://jacobian.biz jacobian

wow.that’s just really rude. :-)
http://daniellehatfield.com/ dhatifeld

This has to be the BEST card ever. Seriously. It is the official card for park like an asshat day.
Anonymous

No, this was the best I ever saw: I sure hope you don’t f–k like you park, cause if you do, you’ll never get it in…………….
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thats great;distribuição de publicidade<br

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