The ‘Windows Phone fangirls’ rap video is an absolute disaster

The ‘Windows Phone fangirls’ rap video is an absolute disaster

I hate to subject you to this. But there comes a time in which a train wreck is impossible to not stare at. And I have a locomotive collision for you.

It’s no secret that I find Windows Phone and iOS to be, far and away, the best mobile platforms. Even though I hold that view, I have some damn dignity about myself, at least enough that I’m not going to rhapsodize my love of the two smartphone lines in song.

New York, are you ready?

We’re building Momentum: an all killer, no filler event this November.

You see where this is going. A collection of women, the self-described ‘Windows Phone fangirls’ have put together a ‘rap’ ‘video’ about Windows Phone. It is every bit as horrifying as you might anticipate. Our friends over at WinRumors called it “hilarious
[and] funny.” We agree with part of that. Start the clock, now that the video is picking up traction, it is only a matter of time until it is taken down.

Also, to whoever wrote the lyrics, please stop.

As our title says, we hope that this is either self-effacing parody, or some odd shot at astroturfing. Sound off in the comments, what do you think?

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