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Here’s a promotional video you’re unlikely to see at Apple’s upcoming iPhone 5 press conference today.

This unique preview comes courtesy of Taiwan-based Next Media Animation, a company that specialises in digitally animated spoof videos.

You can bet that this work won’t earn them a contract with Apple but this hilarious take on all things iPhone is worth watching.