Patrick is getting excessive amounts of replies talking about his death.

We have good news: Patrick is alive.
We also have bad news: Patrick Swayze IS dead.

I’m sure it will be good for @Patrick’s followers count though.

I tried to persuade Patrick to start impersonating Patrick Swayze but he thinks it will be bad for his karma.

Guess that is one of the downside of having your first name as your twitter name.