This is hilarious! I'm borrowing :)

i would...

I would too - right after pulling the alarm, I'd be tweeting down the backstairs to get help, and to be the first for breaking news. Is that what it's come to? Pretty cool if you think about how fast we can alert vast amounts of people to events & happenings.

Some airlines already offer internet on board, so...

The 1st tweet "Explosion!!! Panic! Going down!" is just a matter of time. ;-)

I really really wish i had this before ;)

http://uk.techcrunch.com/2009/01/09/house-is-on...

awesome...don't tweet when fighting fire or driving a school-bus either...

i know this might sound weird, but i'm taking a music survey class and need to survey 50 people. All i need to know is if you've ever played the piano. Literally, have your fingers every touched piano keys. Thanks!