The guys at at Cracked.com never fail to crack me up. Make sure you take a look at the full list over there but for now, these are some of the best.

Enjoy.

heart87 If everything was made by Microsoft

rmatey If everything was made by Microsoft

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mmmbacon If everything was made by Microsoft

tayser If everything was made by Microsoft