What is the name of your Wi-Fi network?

What is the name of your Wi-Fi network?

holland_coffee_wifiThe (Holland-based) CoffeeCompany got  a lot of publicity recently because they continuously change the names of their Wi-Fi networks to persuade visitors to order more coffee. A few examples:  

OrderAnotherCoffeeAlready
BuyCoffeeForCuteGirlOverThere?
HaveYouTriedCoffeeCake?
BuyAnotherCupYouCheapskate
TodaysSpecialExpresso1.60Euro
BuyaLargeLatterGetBrownieForFree

Another conference. “Great.”

This one’s different, trust us. Our new event for New York is focused on quality, not quantity.

One of my neighbors uses a naughty SSID which I won’t reprint here.

My own network is called “VirusTrap63” which I came up with to scare people into not joining. Yeah, I could also just secure it but that is just boring.

So what did you name your Wi-Fi router?
What would be a better name for my Wi-Fi network?
What funny SSIDs have you encountered? 

Let us know!

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