What is the name of your Wi-Fi network?

What is the name of your Wi-Fi network?

holland_coffee_wifiThe (Holland-based) CoffeeCompany got  a lot of publicity recently because they continuously change the names of their Wi-Fi networks to persuade visitors to order more coffee. A few examples:  


So. Much. Tech.

Some of the biggest names in tech are coming to TNW Conference in Amsterdam this May.

One of my neighbors uses a naughty SSID which I wonÔÇÖt reprint here.

My own network is called ÔÇťVirusTrap63ÔÇŁ which I came up with to scare people into not joining. Yeah, I could also just secure it but that is just boring.

So what did you name your Wi-Fi router?
What would be a better name for my Wi-Fi network?
What funny SSIDs have you encountered? 

Let us know!

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