Sending a dick lollipop to Donald Trump has never been easier

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Regardless of what you think of Donald Trump, we can all agree that he likes to eat disgusting food.

Thanks to Send Dicks To Donald, it’s never been easier to help him do just that. For $9.99 including free shipping a dick lollipop is sent to his Trump Tower office in NYC immediately.

Within a few days an innocuous package will arrive from an anyonymous sender, containing a three-inch version of this:

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What do we get from this? To quote the website’s creator, Chris Gee:

He’s probably the world’s biggest dick so sending him dicks seemed fitting. It’s kind of my way of sticking it to him.

Ah, the power of the internet.

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