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  • We DM’d a lot of strangers to ask why they use Drake lyrics on Instagram

    Have you ever heard of a musical artist named Drake? Of course you have. Because he’s everywhere. These days, it’s hard to miss Aubrey Graham, the rapper and singer from Canada (eh). He recently released Scorpion, and the internet went nuts, as it always does for Aubrey. ...

  • Are people dumb? Or is the world just hard?

    It’s hot in Europe right now. Like, really hot. It’s so hot that every time I stand up from sitting down, I leave another puddle, exposing my perpetual swamp ass to the world. I’ve taken four cold showers today, yet I still stink. Every time I accidentally come into contact ...

  • People who send voice notes are poison

    I have a friend, and she’s great. Better than great, actually. She’s one of those people who is just incredible at everything. She's really smart. Like really really smart. While I spent my university years vomiting in a bar's mensroom urinal, she was studying late in the library. She's ...

  • This blank Google doc restored our faith in humanity

    Ever heard of Godwin’s Law? It’s an old internet adage asserting that the longer an online discussion continues, the more likely Nazis or Hitler will be brought up. This idea was created by Mike Godwin, the creator of the meme, in the October 1994 issue of Wired. It may have ...

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