The Pokémon Go gay porn parody you’ve been asking for is finally here

As Rule 34 states, if something exists, there is a porn version of it. In this scenario, the thing that exists is Pokémon Go and true to internet law, ‘Fuckémon Go’ exists as well.

The trailer — which is SFW-ish (no nudity) and hilarious — details Ash and Brock, as well as a dude that seemingly lives in a gym playing ‘Peek-a-choo.’ There are other Pokémon characters littered throughout, like ‘Buttplugosaur,’ which Ash and Brock manage to wrangle into a Pokéball in ‘The Gay Forest.’

It’s not the first Pokémon parody we’ve seen, either. Video titles like ‘Strokémon’ and written works, such as ‘Pokebutt Go: Pounded by ’em all’ show that Pokémon Go fever has now spread through the porn industry like… actually we’re not going to touch that joke.

To date though, we’ve yet to witness Poképorn for the gay segment. Then again, Fuckémon Go might just be the answer to the question that no one really bothered to ask.