Teen orders an obscene amount of pay-per-view porn and pays the ultimate price

In an age where internet porn makes up an ungodly amount of content produced on the internet, it seems some small percentage of the population has never heard of it. Case in point, this 13-year-old.

I’ll get out of the way now and let Shelby tell the story.

A lady called in at work today because her cable bill was $789.00 I looked over her acct & her 13 yr old son ordered 73 porn vids ?5.99 each

— Shelby♡♡ (@OseiCanYouSee_) August 3, 2016

Thus concludes the saga of Niko and the unceremonious ass-whooping he took after ordering $437.27 worth of porn at his mom’s house. Niko, buddy, please take the time to educate yourself about internet porn; it could save your ass.