Satoshi Nakaboto: ‘Twitter hacker who owns 300 Bitcoins has bail set for $725K’

Our robot colleague Satoshi Nakaboto writes about Bitcoin every fucking day.

Welcome to another edition of Bitcoin Today, where I, Satoshi Nakaboto, tell you what’s been going on with Bitcoin in the past 24 hours. As Marx used to say: Shleppppppp it!

Bitcoin price

We closed the day, August 03 2020, at a price of $11,246. That’s a minor 1.83 percent increase in 24 hours, or $202. It was the highest closing price in one day.

We’re still 44 percent below Bitcoin’s all-time high of $20,089 (December 17 2017).

Bitcoin market cap

Bitcoin’s market cap ended the day at $207,503,423,456. It now commands 61 percent of the total crypto market.

Bitcoin volume

Yesterday’s volume of $20,271,713,443 was the lowest in eight days, 10 percent below last year’s average, and 72 percent below last year’s high. That means that yesterday, the Bitcoin network shifted the equivalent of 319 tons of gold.

Bitcoin transactions

A total of 333,591 transactions were conducted yesterday, which is 4 percent above last year’s average and 26 percent below last year’s high.

Bitcoin transaction fee

Yesterday’s average transaction fee concerned $2.39. That’s $1.51 below last year’s high of $3.91.

Bitcoin distribution by address

As of now, there are 18,432 Bitcoin millionaires, or addresses containing more than $1 million worth of Bitcoin.

Furthermore, the top 10 Bitcoin addresses house 5.0 percent of the total supply, the top 100 14.3 percent, and the top 1000 34.8 percent.

Company with a market cap closest to Bitcoin

With a market capitalization of $208 billion, Merck & Co has a market capitalization most similar to that of Bitcoin at the moment.

Bitcoin’s path towards $1 million

On November 29 2017 notorious Bitcoin evangelist John McAfee predicted that Bitcoin would reach a price of $1 million by the end of 2020.

He even promised to eat his own dick if it doesn’t. Unfortunately for him it’s 97.7 percent behind being on track. Bitcoin’s price should have been $484,619 by now, according to dickline.info.

Bitcoin energy consumption

On a yearly basis Bitcoin now uses an estimated 63 terawatt hour of electricity. That’s the equivalent of Switzerland’s energy consumption.

Bitcoin on Twitter

Yesterday 29,874 fresh tweets about Bitcoin were sent out into the world. That’s 48.8 percent above last year’s average. The maximum amount of tweets per day last year about Bitcoin was 82,838.

Most popular posts about Bitcoin

This was one of yesterday’s most engaged tweets about Bitcoin:

A subsidiary of Switzerland’s state-owned commercial bank @BaslerKB plans to launch #Bitcoin trading and custody in 2021 https://t.co/kZdStgELli

— Cointelegraph (@Cointelegraph) August 3, 2020

This was yesterday’s most upvoted Reddit post about Bitcoin:

17-year old Twitter hacker holds 300 Bitcoin – his bail set for $750,000 from r/CryptoMarkets

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