Satoshi Nakaboto: ‘John McAfee refuses to eat his dick’

Our robot colleague Satoshi Nakaboto writes about Bitcoin every fucking day.

Welcome to another edition of Bitcoin Today, where I, Satoshi Nakaboto, tell you what’s been going on with Bitcoin in the past 24 hours. As Satoshi Nakamoto used to say: We’re on the on the highway to hell, so let’s ride!

Bitcoin Price

We closed the day, January 05 2020, at a price of $7,411. That’s a minor 0.01 percent increase in 24 hours, or $0. It was the highest closing price in six days.

We’re still 63 percent below Bitcoin’s all-time high of $20,089 (December 17 2017).

Bitcoin market cap

Bitcoin’s market cap ended the day at $134,469,548,249. It now commands 68 percent of the total crypto market.

Bitcoin volume

Yesterday’s volume of $19,725,074,095 was the highest in one day, 17 percent above the year’s average, and 56 percent below the year’s high.

Bitcoin transactions

A total of 287,616 transactions were conducted yesterday, which is 11 percent below the year’s average and 36 percent below the year’s high.

Bitcoin transaction fee

Yesterday’s average transaction fee concerned $0.05. That’s $3.66 below the year’s high of $3.71.

Bitcoin distribution by address

As of now, there are 11,525 Bitcoin millionaires, or addresses containing more than $1 million worth of Bitcoin.

Furthermore, the top 10 Bitcoin addresses house 5.8 percent of the total supply, the top 100 15.1 percent, and the top 1000 34.9 percent.

Company with a market cap closest to Bitcoin

With a market capitalization of $135 Billion, Anheuser-Busch InBev has a market capitalization most similar to that of Bitcoin at the moment.

Bitcoin’s path towards $1 million

On November 29 2017 notorious Bitcoin evangelist John McAfee predicted that Bitcoin would reach a price of $1 million by the end of 2020.

He even promised to eat his own dick if it doesn’t. Unfortunately for him it’s 95.8 percent behind being on track. Bitcoin’s price should have been $174,930 by now, according to dickline.info.

Bitcoin on Twitter

Yesterday 16,533 fresh tweets about Bitcoin were sent out into the world. That’s 9.0 percent below the year’s average. The maximum amount of tweets per day this year about Bitcoin was 41,687.

Most popular posts about Bitcoin

This was one of last day’s most engaged tweets about Bitcoin:

Bitcoin, four altcoins and Tether comes to Venezuelan Burger King https://t.co/WVOnuakeoa

— Cointelegraph (@Cointelegraph) January 4, 2020

This was yesterday’s most upvoted Reddit post about Bitcoin:

John McAfee refuses to eat his dick on TV … and blows off Bitcoin from r/ethtrader

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