This article was published on May 28, 2015

Too stupid to come up with crass Tinder chat up lines? Flints does it for you


Too stupid to come up with crass Tinder chat up lines? Flints does it for you

Now modern romance has been boiled down to desperately swiping through Tindersomething a piece of meat can do as well as a human – the next step is to stop thinking entirely.

If you’re unable to generate your own crass, ill-thought out and otherwise tedious chat up lines on Tinder or any one of the many other dating apps that have spawned like genital warts in its wake, here’s a solution:

Flints is an iOS app that offers up opening lines for you to paste into your chats. They range from the crushingly stupid to the outright offensive – the whole spectrum of faux-humorous ‘banter’.

The app calls its lame lines “sparks” but I seriously doubt any of the ones I saw in my brief journey through its depressing world will get anyone hot.

If you really are so bereft of inspiration that Flints is inspiring, you can stump up $0.99 (£0.79) for the ‘Pro’ version without ads. You can also submit your own ideas if you want to contribute to the continued decline of humanity.

Flints [iOS]

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