Fresh of the hit that was the Super Mario Bros. franchise, Nintendo figured the obvious follow-up to a game about a chubby plumber was one that featured the likes of baby Jesus, Hitler and the KKK. The game, Time Twist, isn’t exactly the family friendly faire Nintendo is known for making in 2016.
Maybe that’s why it was only released on the Famicom Disk System in Japan.
Hardcore gaming played through it recently and noted “it seems like [Time Twist] took a look at Nintendo of America’s censorship rules and set out to create a game that broke each and every one of them.” From the screenshots, that assessment appears accurate.
The gist of the game revolves around meeting a girl, falling in love, having your soul stolen by the devil, fighting Hitler and some Nazi’s and then being strung up with a noose by the KKK. Just wholesome family fun, right?
Time Twist is like someone read Nintendo of America's censorship guidelines and made a game that broke all of them pic.twitter.com/z0J6y4fKZ2
— Hardcore Gaming 101 (@HG_101) August 17, 2016
The game begins when try to talk to a girl you like, but, through assorted mishaps, end up summoning a devil pic.twitter.com/Se06vip3zh
— Hardcore Gaming 101 (@HG_101) August 17, 2016
As you do.
The devil steals your body and traps your soul is his old one. What a bother! pic.twitter.com/kg83MphfAJ
— Hardcore Gaming 101 (@HG_101) August 17, 2016
You chase the devil (in your body) to this mansion, where he steals a belt that lets him travel through time. pic.twitter.com/AaqzDumX2Z
— Hardcore Gaming 101 (@HG_101) August 17, 2016
Seems reasonable.
Your first subject is Pierre. If you want to leave his body, you must drink yourself stupid, so you'll pass out. pic.twitter.com/db3YQYywKA
— Hardcore Gaming 101 (@HG_101) August 17, 2016
Been there.
You will feel bad for Pierre's liver after this part. Anyway, you also save Joan of Arc. pic.twitter.com/DEJj4Y0lzi
— Hardcore Gaming 101 (@HG_101) August 17, 2016
In the next time period, you end up in someone escaping from a German concentration camp during WWII pic.twitter.com/xewHP0rLwP
— Hardcore Gaming 101 (@HG_101) August 17, 2016
Predictably, here is the devil conversing with Adolf Hitler pic.twitter.com/b647PRbykC
— Hardcore Gaming 101 (@HG_101) August 17, 2016
Pretty much like I imagined it.
Later on, the devil possesses Hitler and you have to fight him…in space or something. pic.twitter.com/McIpO6a81V
— Hardcore Gaming 101 (@HG_101) August 17, 2016
Um. Alright.
After this you end up in the time of Abraham Lincoln and the American Civil War. You can see where this is going… pic.twitter.com/y94frWnlIZ
— Hardcore Gaming 101 (@HG_101) August 17, 2016
Then you HOLY SHIT you get lynched by the KKK pic.twitter.com/2JZFwJ7LGI
— Hardcore Gaming 101 (@HG_101) August 18, 2016
Thankfully you don't actually die. You do change bodies to the older woman, Belle pic.twitter.com/kRvdFeWPFX
— Hardcore Gaming 101 (@HG_101) August 18, 2016
I don’t think that’s how it works.
This chapter ends when you solve that classic "river crossing boat" puzzle with Lincoln and some coyotes pic.twitter.com/G4mMBQqbYi
— Hardcore Gaming 101 (@HG_101) August 18, 2016
In the next chapter, you're sent to 4 BC, Nazareth to witness the birth of Christ. Also you're a donkey named Cassim pic.twitter.com/sHoeisEgfV
— Hardcore Gaming 101 (@HG_101) August 18, 2016
Sure.
Mary gives birth to baby Jesus, then, uh oh, here's the devil, still using your body! pic.twitter.com/z6G1frLFGT
— Hardcore Gaming 101 (@HG_101) August 18, 2016
That pesky devil.
You're able to kick the devil out of your body, then travel back to present day 1995 Tokyo. Hooray! pic.twitter.com/BiVfK29hKH
— Hardcore Gaming 101 (@HG_101) August 18, 2016
…except 1995 Tokyo is now a nuclear wasteland. Ooops. pic.twitter.com/H56cKdzhlg
— Hardcore Gaming 101 (@HG_101) August 18, 2016
For fuck’s sake.
Turns out the devil had possessed Jesus and caused some kind of screw-up that caused nuclear devastation. pic.twitter.com/zUGGHvAaYW
— Hardcore Gaming 101 (@HG_101) August 18, 2016
So you go back to time again, to face off against the demon-possessed baby Jesus pic.twitter.com/Xr1wW6Dm8a
— Hardcore Gaming 101 (@HG_101) August 18, 2016
He zaps you, but you win somehow, and end up casting the demon out! pic.twitter.com/2Q6LFdLeDG
— Hardcore Gaming 101 (@HG_101) August 18, 2016
You're back in the present day, right before you set the demon free. What luck! pic.twitter.com/SvicDBLXR4
— Hardcore Gaming 101 (@HG_101) August 18, 2016
Except the girl unwittingly says the magic words to summon the demon instead of you. Womp womp. The End! pic.twitter.com/Mi6UHxnzkW
— Hardcore Gaming 101 (@HG_101) August 18, 2016
This game might have a plot hole or two.
If you’re wondering why you’ve never seen it, it’s because Nintendo has basically tried to brush it under the rug. It was hardly advertised in Japan, never released in the United States and the cover art and manual are about as non-descript as it comes.
via Kotaku
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