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This article was published on July 2, 2012


    Monetize that low-hanging fruit! T-shirts + horrid business clichés = Corporateez

    Monetize that low-hanging fruit! T-shirts + horrid business clichés = Corporateez Image by: Matt Trommer
    Robin Wauters
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    Robin Wauters is the European Editor of The Next Web. He describes himself as a hopeless cyberflâneur, a lover of startups, his family a Robin Wauters is the European Editor of The Next Web. He describes himself as a hopeless cyberflâneur, a lover of startups, his family and Belgian beer. If you'd like to know more about Robin, head on over to robinwauters.com or follow him on Twitter.

    If you’re into validating your paradigm shifts by synergizing your ideation and optimizing actionable value-adds … you’ve got some serious issues my friend.

    But nobody says you can’t look swanky while you’re dealing with them.

    Enter Corporateez, which sells simple t-shirts imprinted with terrible corporate clichés like ‘leverage your synergies’ for $23 a piece.

    The best part is you can submit your favorite buzzword-laden business phrase and create your own tee. I entered ‘cloudify your out-of-boxiness’ but I’m pretty sure you can come up with something way better than that.

    Corporateez is another amusing project from Nathan Tone, who’s also responsible for other funniness like Mark by Mark Zuckerberg and Troll the Troll.