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This article was published on January 26, 2009

    Monday Morning Madness: Coders Humor

    Monday Morning Madness: Coders Humor
    Boris Veldhuijzen van Zanten
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    Boris Veldhuijzen van Zanten

    Founder & board member, TNW

    Boris is a serial entrepreneur who founded not only TNW, but also V3 Redirect Services (sold), HubHop Wireless Internet Provider (sold), and Boris is a serial entrepreneur who founded not only TNW, but also V3 Redirect Services (sold), HubHop Wireless Internet Provider (sold), and pr.co. Boris is very active on Twitter as @Boris and Instagram: @Boris.

    ifyoucanreadthisSometimes it pays to stay in bed on Monday, rather than spending the rest of the week debugging Monday’s code.”
    — Christopher Thompson.

    But in case you got up anyway here is some Monday Morning Madness to get you distracted from the work you should REALLY do. Like introducing a few new bugs in that clean code you wrote last week. Enjoy!

    “My software never has bugs. It just develops random features.”

    “To err is human, but for a real disaster you need a computer.”

    “It is twice as difficult to debug a program as to write it. Therefore, if you put all of your creativity and effort into writing the program, you are not smart enough to debug it.”

    “The only problem with troubleshooting is that sometimes trouble shoots back.”

    “Always code as if the guy who ends up maintaining your code will be a violent psychopath who knows where you live.”
     — Martin Golding.