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This article was published on November 20, 2013

Microsoft Store is selling ‘Keep Calm While Google Steals Your Data’ mugs, shirts, and hats

Microsoft Store is selling ‘Keep Calm While Google Steals Your Data’ mugs, shirts, and hats
Natt Garun
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Natt Garun

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Natt Garun is the former US Editor at The Next Web, managing the North American team on content, events, features and reviews coverage. She Natt Garun is the former US Editor at The Next Web, managing the North American team on content, events, features and reviews coverage. She previously wrote for Digital Trends, Business Insider, and Gizmodo. Facebook | Twitter | Google+

Shopping for the perfect Christmas present for your paranoid, conspiracy theorist uncle? Look no further than the Don’t Get Scroogled mug in the Microsoft Store. It’ll warm up his freeze-dried zombie survival food as it begs Chrome users to “Keep calm while we steal your data.”

Not beating around the bush at all, are we, Microsoft?

Keep calm and scroogled

The mug is the latest in Microsoft’s Scroogled campaign which has consistently bashed Google products for hyper-targeting ads to its consumers in hyper-creepy ways. For those who aren’t into hot beverages, there are also t-shirts and hats complete with the Scroogle branding.

In Redmond, this is how you say “Happy Holidays.”

➤ Scroogled Keep Calm Mug

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