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This article was published on July 2, 2019


[Best of 2019] Hemingway review: Somnox sleep robot

To have and have not (a good night's sleep)

[Best of 2019] Hemingway review: Somnox sleep robot
Product
Sleep robot
Price
$599,99
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Editor of Plugged by TNW

Callum is an Englishman in Amsterdam, but not in the way you're thinking. He's the Editor of Plugged, TNW's consumer tech vertical. He w Callum is an Englishman in Amsterdam, but not in the way you're thinking. He's the Editor of Plugged, TNW's consumer tech vertical. He writes about gear, gadgets, and apps — with a particular focus on Apple — and also makes the occasional odd video. Basically, he's halfway between an abrasive gadget nerd and thinky art boy.

There’s an urban legend that finds Ernest Hemingway at a restaurant with his friends. He spoke up and bet everyone around the table that he could write a story in only six words, they accepted. So, he leaned down, wrote “For sale: baby shoes, never worn” on a napkin, passed it around, and collected his winnings.

This got us thinking: if Hemingway could write an entire story in six words, we should be able to review a product in the same number. So, enter the Hemingway review.

Today, we’re going to be covering the Somnox sleep robot in Hemingway review style. Here’s a picture of the author with it:

Let’s do this!

 

For bed, comforting – not sexual. Generally.

 

You can pick up your own Somnox sleep robot here, for $599.


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