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This article was published on September 29, 2009


    Chick magnet: USB card reader disguised as a perfume bottle

    Chick magnet: USB card reader disguised as a perfume bottle
    Boris Veldhuijzen van Zanten
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    Boris Veldhuijzen van Zanten

    CEO and co-founder, TNW

    Boris is a serial entrepreneur who founded not only TNW, but also V3 Redirect Services (sold), HubHop Wireless Internet Provider (sold), and Boris is a serial entrepreneur who founded not only TNW, but also V3 Redirect Services (sold), HubHop Wireless Internet Provider (sold), and pr.co. Boris is very active on Twitter as @Boris and Instagram: @Boris.

    USB Card Reader

    Oh Boris, is that a perfume bottle on your desk?
    Yes Tessa, you know I take good care of my body and personal hygiene don’t you?
    I have noticed that Boris. You look so handsome and clean. Want to go on a date?
    Well yes Tessa, I’d love that. But let me first transfer these photos I have here on my SDHC 2.0, SD, micro SDHC, microSD/T-flash, Sony M2, Memory Stick, MS Duo memory card.
    Oh, Boris! 2 GB is sooo big and masculine!
    You ain’t seen nothing yet baby. I have a 2 TB harddisk at home. Want to see it?
    Wait a minute Boris! Is that a USB card reader disguised as a perfume bottle???
    Well, euh, yeah. It was only $ 12, – at USB Geek and I thought it looked cool.
    You are pathetic. Date is off.
    Ehm, okay. So you don’t want to see my 2 TB harddisk after all? Aaah, shit.

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