Chick magnet: USB card reader disguised as a perfume bottle

Oh Boris, is that a perfume bottle on your desk?
Yes Tessa, you know I take good care of my body and personal hygiene don’t you?
I have noticed that Boris. You look so handsome and clean. Want to go on a date?
Well yes Tessa, I’d love that. But let me first transfer these photos I have here on my SDHC 2.0, SD, micro SDHC, microSD/T-flash, Sony M2, Memory Stick, MS Duo memory card.
Oh, Boris! 2 GB is sooo big and masculine!
You ain’t seen nothing yet baby. I have a 2 TB harddisk at home. Want to see it?
Wait a minute Boris! Is that a USB card reader disguised as a perfume bottle???
Well, euh, yeah. It was only $ 12, – at USB Geek and I thought it looked cool.
You are pathetic. Date is off.
Ehm, okay. So you don’t want to see my 2 TB harddisk after all? Aaah, shit.