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This article was published on November 30, 2016

Celebrate St Andrew’s Day with this amazing Scottish insult generator

Celebrate St Andrew’s Day with this amazing Scottish insult generator
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There’s no disputing how awesome Scotland is. As pointed out by James McAvoy in Filth, it’s a nation of overachievers that has given us penicillin, the telephone, Chvrches, and the deep-fried Mars Bar. But its main export is insults. Weapons-grade insults.

Scottish insults are the best. They’re like the gold standard. I mean, have you ever called someone a “weasel-headed fucknugget” or an “absolute fucking doughnut”? Just the way it rolls of the tongue is exquisite.

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In time for the national day of Scotland, St Andrew’s Day, someone has created a Scottish Insult Generator. Amusingly, all of these insults are ones that were hurled at a certain tangerine-faced President-elect by Scottish Twitter users. It’s a true masterclass in name-calling.

You can check it out here, you absolute fucking numpties.