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This article was published on March 15, 2010


    Baby’s First Internet

    Baby’s First Internet
    Boris Veldhuijzen van Zanten
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    Boris Veldhuijzen van Zanten

    CEO and co-founder, TNW

    Boris is a serial entrepreneur who founded not only TNW, but also V3 Redirect Services (sold), HubHop Wireless Internet Provider (sold), and Boris is a serial entrepreneur who founded not only TNW, but also V3 Redirect Services (sold), HubHop Wireless Internet Provider (sold), and pr.co. Boris is very active on Twitter as @Boris and Instagram: @Boris.


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    Do not stop to think or edit:
    You must be the first who said it.

    You heard a brand-new band? What luck!
    You’ll be the first to say they suck.

    In order to increase renown,
    add “bacon” to most any noun.

    It’s not your job to right a wrong,
    just mark it FAIL and move along.

    Rather than felicitations,
    send your friend an application.

    To be an expert’s no great tax:
    Write common sense and call it “hacks.”

    Your friends won’t like it, on the real,
    but you must Flickr every meal.

    In disagreements, all your readers
    must be branded Nazi leaders.

    It doesn’t matter what you say,
    just publish it twelve times per day.