Someone pitched their Apple Watch app to our fake Patrick Bateman

Someone pitched their Apple Watch app to our fake Patrick Bateman

Last month, we published an Apple Watch review by Patrick Bateman. Only, Patrick’s not real. He’s the protagonist of  ‘American Psycho’ by Brett Easton Ellis and I was channeling him for that little slice of satire.

Still, that didn’t stop one eager PR person from pitching an Apple Watch app to him:

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I can’t tell for sure if Bateman would dig Easy Ten, which encourages you to learn 10 foreign words a day, and has just made the leap from the iPhone to the Apple Watch.

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Still, 10/10 for effort, and to any other PRs hoping to get Patrick’s attention: This is a one-time deal. He’s too busy returning video tapes to handle any more pitches.

Image credit: Lions Gate Films 

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