US pizza chain Little Caesars is doing its part to contribute to the nation’s obesity crisis with a new pie that comes wrapped in over three feet of bacon. And to promote it, the company’s clogged up Twitter timelines just like arteries.
Connect your Twitter account to Little Caesars’ Bacon Timeline and it pumps out 42 image tweets in a row to replicate that big load of bacon in virtual form. The perfect way to shed some followers.
https://twitter.com/NickbucXP/status/587667197968961537
https://twitter.com/Jay5280/status/587663833470205952
https://twitter.com/kyleboyd06/status/587665319499603968
Fourth inch of a @LittleCaesars 3 ½ foot strip of bacon. pic.twitter.com/eclriMaXtS
— Joe Levell (@joelevell) April 13, 2015
Inch five of 3 ½ feet of bacon. pic.twitter.com/CbSgK2CRlT
— Van Gould (@vangould) April 13, 2015
Keep scrolling. We wrap our pizza in a lot of bacon. pic.twitter.com/kklkHvVXpz
— Daniel George (@danielgeorge77) April 13, 2015
Inch seven of 3 ½ feet. pic.twitter.com/Guweic3W0X
— Ben Smith (@BenSmithDC) April 13, 2015
https://twitter.com/MacherM/status/587661136302071808
Inch nine of Little Caesars Bacon Timeline. pic.twitter.com/aCyxHWbHe6
— Jonathan Ward (@jonathan626537) April 13, 2015
https://twitter.com/Tyler_McNally/status/587660131959234560
Inch eleven. pic.twitter.com/cnrSMiMsaE
— Tim Grimes (@timmy) April 13, 2015
Only 2 ½ feet of Little Caesars bacon to go. pic.twitter.com/qmS32LLBdX
— steve (@isstevetaken) April 13, 2015
https://twitter.com/jakeyboytellem/status/587659052152463360
https://twitter.com/JordanInBoston/status/587658368841621504
Inch fifteen… pic.twitter.com/O0vFdY0mXc
— Alan White (@aljwhite) April 13, 2015
You guessed it, inch sixteen. pic.twitter.com/ksyYoPxVGM
— Ryan Broderick (@broderick) April 13, 2015
We wrap our pizza in a pretty long strip of bacon huh? pic.twitter.com/35kPqNs4Ul
— Ashley Baccam (@AshleyBaccam) April 13, 2015
Inch eighteen. pic.twitter.com/xFykyZGfkA
— Casey Williams (@Bishop_W) April 13, 2015
Here’s inch nineteen… pic.twitter.com/ug1sitaohD
— Chase Kimball (@chaselkimball) April 13, 2015
Inch twenty of 3 ½ feet. pic.twitter.com/EX6IxLH0wM
— Tyler Wriston (@tcwriston) April 13, 2015
https://twitter.com/walkertherunner/status/587652296143675392
https://twitter.com/tomburnette/status/587651618809733120
Inch twenty-three. pic.twitter.com/YGTggTFrLp
— Amanda Clelland (@ajclelland) April 13, 2015
Inch twenty-four of a Little Caesars strip of bacon. pic.twitter.com/tr1L4HRRQe
— Nick Kaplan (@dryasdirt) April 13, 2015
Inch twenty-five of 3 ½ feet. pic.twitter.com/vo7Npsr28h
— Kimmy Cunningham (@kimmycunninghm) April 13, 2015
Inch twenty-six. pic.twitter.com/1KjfhXNCXT
— Nicolas Labbé (@Niclabbe) April 13, 2015
https://twitter.com/cryptichandle/status/587650090304667648
Inch twenty-eight of 3 ½ feet. pic.twitter.com/SQZNpsQxPl
— Stink (@TheIconStinky) April 13, 2015
And we’re done! pic.twitter.com/6sxt15hcLH
— sheldon (@InternetSheldon) April 13, 2015
https://twitter.com/kizzlekatt/status/587676720972595200
Inch thirty-one of 3 ½ feet of bacon. pic.twitter.com/Tbf32ZspFL
— Gazpachitopapa (@Gazpachitopapa) April 13, 2015
https://twitter.com/cagoenlaputa_/status/587672489536401408
https://twitter.com/1mCreative/status/587672453679292416
https://twitter.com/javiich_/status/587672347823493120
Inch thirty-five… pic.twitter.com/HOTq1kxI6N
— DON SONICHU ? (@Sonichu1) April 13, 2015
Still the same strip of bacon we use on our pizza. Almost there. pic.twitter.com/rvIuSFOLDv
— Historia en un dia (@pinwinomovil) April 13, 2015
https://twitter.com/espumitomcduff/status/587672217053487105
Inch thirty-eight. pic.twitter.com/3iZff8isBg
— bush did 9/11 (@JoseFAVcia) April 13, 2015
Inch thirty-nine of Little Caesars Bacon Timeline. pic.twitter.com/FEnplSUK3F
— IKAN (@ikanart) April 13, 2015
Inch forty of 3 ½ feet of bacon. pic.twitter.com/5MvhrlK5MM
— Ángel (@angel96eur) April 13, 2015
Inch forty-one of 3 ½ feet of bacon. pic.twitter.com/btyX8D3NWK
— Gelatto Wop (@GilMasmola) April 13, 2015
End of @LittleCaesars Bacon Timeline. Time to enjoy the real thing at a location nearest you. pic.twitter.com/E19uHPKVqO
— Stardy ? (@NotStardy) April 13, 2015
Look, we did that here so you didn’t have to. Consider it a public service.
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