Here’s one way to invoke your inner rageface: stumble upon an ATM receipt that shows a $100,000,000 balance on your innocent evening walk. I would have liked to have seen the look on the face of the individual who found this.

100mil Show me the money! Check out this ATM receipt with a $100 MILLION available balance.

The receipt, Dealbreaker has found, actually belongs to hedge fund manager David Tepper, whose company brought in $7 billion in profit last year.

I’d like to invite Tepper to put that card in my custom-made ATM. Don’t worry, it’s safe.