Here’s one way to invoke your inner rageface: stumble upon an ATM receipt that shows a $100,000,000 balance on your innocent evening walk. I would have liked to have seen the look on the face of the individual who found this.

The receipt, Dealbreaker has found, actually belongs to hedge fund manager David Tepper, whose company brought in $7 billion in profit last year.

I’d like to invite Tepper to put that card in my custom-made ATM. Don’t worry, it’s safe.