Polly wants a….I’m sorry, what? [video]

Polly wants a….I’m sorry, what? [video]

You might not want to watch this without having headphones on as I just learned. There’s nothing more I can say about this other than don’t let your parrot watch porn unless you never want to be able to sleep again.

Is it fake? Who cares, because isn’t porn fake too? I mean, I’ve heard.

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