Who cares about Black Friday?

Who cares about Black Friday?

Black Friday is generally understood as the day when people drop everything – family, friends, social graces – in order to find the best deals possible. We asked our Twitter followers what they think about this remarkable day. Turns out, most peeps simply JUST DON’T CARE!

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30% off the Homido Virtual Reality Headset?

Why would you ever want to transport yourself to a whole new, virtual world through your smartphone? Are we in the future or what?

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92% off the Black Friday Mac Bundle?

Who needs an increase of productivity in these dark autumn months anyway? Ten top-rated apps for the price of just one? Who cares!

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88% off a lifetime subscription to Getflix?

Who would ever need access to Netflix from a dull airport or Airbnb? Surely they’ve got something else to do. Lifetime access, everywhere in the world: ask if I care.

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42% off the SKEYE Nano Drone: Matte-Black Limited Edition?

Why would you want to fly like a bird with the tiniest drone in the sky? Making awesome flips with drones – who on Earth likes that?

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88% off the SkyHub Cloud 1TB Backup: Lifetime Subscription?

Who needs backups? We like to live dangerously, have some surprises, starting life from scratch again… you know.

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96% off the Tiger VPN Lite Lifetime Subscription?

Anonymous and unrestricted browsing? For a lifetime? Who cares about their privacy anyways?

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Well, we’re pretty convinced by now that you shouldn’t care about Black Friday. And please, don’t even think about using the code “BLACKFRIDAY” to get another 15% off our holiday deals.

We’re serious about this.

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