WOW! SO CHEAP!

WOW! SO CHEAP!

Welcome to our secret Big Spam ad agency within TNW. No one knows this exists, so we can evade taxes. Keep it hush hush.

We will post ANYTHING in the newsletter for you. A N Y T H I N G. All you need to do is email us (georgina@thenextweb.com), and then we’ll tell you the price.

The price is up to the mood of our expert appraisal committee.

Then you need to send the payment to us in whatever format we choose. Until we receive the money, we may harass you in some form or other.

Ok, that’s it.

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