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We will post ANYTHING in the newsletter for you. A N Y T H I N G. All you need to do is email us (firstname.lastname@example.org), and then we’ll tell you the price.
The price is up to the mood of our expert appraisal committee.
Then you need to send the payment to us in whatever format we choose. Until we receive the money, we may harass you in some form or other.
BUT WAIT! Are you a company in need of some super fun and creative and weird ad campaigns? Email our media campaign manager, Philippa Jones (email@example.com).
Wanna see an example of our glorious work? Here’s how our ads typically look…
Today we have an ad from StackCommerce:
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