Listen, Microsoft is a fine company. It has its pluses, and its minuses. It has fanboys, and haters. It is, a modern technology firm. It is, also, something that you should under no circumstances tattoo onto your body.
And we mean not just the company name and logo, but all related brands and associated Redmond lore. It is, we repeat, a terrible idea to get a Microsoft tattoo.
What evidence can we submit for our rule? The following:
The prosecution rests, your honor.