This particular video takes the cake. Or, the Turkey in this case.

Mary Risley of San Francisco’s “Food Runners” series, shows us how to make the perfect Thanksgiving, while dropping one of the most memorable cooking show lines of all time:

Just Put the F*cking Turkey in the Oven

Mary is right, why waste time deep-frying something that will taste the same anyways?

Happy Thanksgiving from The Next Web!

It’s easy to do. Just click each feather and you’ll be given different options for your doodle. Keep clicking around until you’re happy with your turkey, and then click share.

Here’s a custom gobbler from Google CEO Larry Page:

Who says the top executives don’t use their own services?

This is yet another sign that Google is all-in with its social network Google+. Driving traffic to the platform from its highly trafficked search homepage is an advantage that the company has over competitors like Facebook and Twitter.

PROTURKEYTIP: If you click a particular feather on the Turkey, a completely randomized Doodle will be made for you.

Metin 2, a fantasy-MMORPG, and “similar” games have been banned in Turkey after a 14 year old was murdered.

The boy was a Metin 2 player and had claimed he was a hacker who stole Metin 2 passwords and sold the characters for profit. After his death, there was huge speculation that he was killed after a Metin 2 deal had gone wrong as he had last been seen leaving an internet cafe.

After an investigation, it turned out that the boy was in fact killed by an addict but no link between the game and the murder was found.

Irrespective, the entire saga raised eyebrows and the Directorate General of Security prepared a report on online gaming and its impact on youth. Upon release of the report, The Secretary of State decited to ban the game for minors and sent out orders to the country’s governors.

All this happened in late 2009. It was thought that it was merely an announcement to calm government criticisms following the murder, however that does not appear to be the case and the ban is now officially in order.

Internet cafes are receiving written confirmation of the new regulation which states:

“In order to protect children and young people, games which are violent in nature and are known to display addictive tendencies are now banned to be played in all internet cafes.”

It is not clear exactly which games are banned because the statement only says; “Metin 2 and games alike”. The statement also refrains from explaining exactly what “alike” means.

We have consulted a Turkish lawyer on the matter, Mustafa Umut Yildiz, and he has also confirmed that the statement is not clear and there will be a lot of problems passing the ruling. As if that wasn’t enough. the statement also says that internet cafes should block all the websites that can be used to access games violent in nature.

As you may know YouTube is currently banned and cannot be accessed from within Turkey right now. At this rate, an enormous number of gaming sites will share the same fate.

Turkey’s Informational Technology Watchdog today announced its intentions to allocate an e-mail address to each of its 70 million citizens.

The project, called Anaposta, has reportedly already been developed and tested and will allocate a 10GB storage quota to its entire population, with ambitions to build an email network to match its current mobile network.

“Every child will have an email address written on his/her identity card since birth” said Tayfun Acarer, chairman of Turkey’s Information Technologies and Communications Authority Board.

The network would also replace foreign mail networks such as Yahoo, Gmail and Hotmail in Turkey, Acarer was quoted as saying.

This news comes on the back of Turkey’s aim to create its own internet search engine in 2010, one that meets Turkey’s needs and security concerns.

“All major search engines used worldwide are based in foreign countries, which can not meet Turkey’s needs and could bring security problems,” said Tayfun Acarer, chairman of Turkey’s Information Technologies and Communications Authority Board.

“I believe that our search engine will be popular in Turkic and Muslim countries and I am confident that these countries will trust our search engine,” Acarer added.