In case you haven’t seen the ridiculously obnoxious commercials, you can now buy .XXX domains for your adult…um, venture.

One person picked up a cherry domain name, and nobody knows who the buyer is.

According to Reuters, The Vatican said they have no idea who purchased “vatican.xxx”

Just in case you were worried that the Pope was going into some sort of side-business, here’s what the Vatican had to say about the obviously offensive domain name:

This domain is not available because it has been acquired by someone else, but not the Vatican.

Whew, we’re glad that Vatican spokesman Father Federico Lombardi cleared that up for us. Even if the Vatican had purchased the domain name, it would have been a smart move to protect the church, and its brand. Too bad someone slipped in and bought it before them.

It’s unlikely that owner will be able to get it up anytime soon, since the Vatican will probably sue them into oblivion for making a mockery of the church.

Since we had a tough time coming up with a headline for this post, why not share your snarky suggestions in the comments?

In case you missed it, July 9th 2011 is the date a new country is welcomed into the world.

Back in February, southern Sudan voted overwhelmingly in favor of independence from Sudan, with 99% of the population opting to split Africa’s biggest country in two.

This Saturday the Republic of South Sudan will be born, and this will raise a number of practical issues for the country. Think about it – currency, stamps, passports, diplomatic relations and a whole new infrastructure all have to be considered when any new nation is born.

Then, of course, there’s the issue of domain names. Any country in the 21st century needs its own country code top-level domain (ccTLD), and Sudan already has .sd in the bag, so the Republic of South Sudan has a problem on its hands.

Countries essentially have the pick of any two letters within their name, and there aren’t many remaining that begin with ‘s’. The Soviet Union has .su already (even though it no longer exists as a group of countries), which means the only obvious one that isn’t already taken is .ss.

Indeed, this is the ccTLD that South Sudan would like, but it’s unlikely to be allocated it by the International Organization for Standardization (ISO). The reason is that .ss has very negative connotations elsewhere. Stephen Lugga, a local official, told Reuters last week:

“We want our domain name to be ‘.ss’ for ‘South Sudan’, but people are telling us ‘SS’ has an association in Europe with Nazis. We have applied for it anyway.”

South Sudan will be in a bit of a predicament if .ss is turned down. Even if we get a little creative with the country’s name, and use ‘.rs’ as in ‘Republic of South Sudan’, this is already taken by Serbia. And .sn is taken by Senegal. In fact, all feasible letter configurations from the country’s name are already taken.

Arabic and English are the official languages of Sudan at present, so it may be fine to opt for a non-Latin script ccTLD in Arabic, something that is now becoming increasingly popular.

But given that English is the lingua franca of the World Wide Web, it seems the new nation already has quite a dilemma on its hands.