Admit it: You want this. You just can’t have it because who in their right mind would spend $2,000 on a full-sized Dyson Airblade for the shower? Hang on, when we put it that way, that’s sort of a bargain.
We uncovered this Amazon listing for the Tornado BodyDryer for those of you who are afraid of those awful seconds between turning the shower head off and racing to wrap a towel around your wet, naked, and presumably very cold body. A full-scale electronic device in your damp shower stall: What could go wrong?
Sold by Boca Home Medical Solutions, LLC., the BodyDryer promises to dry “hard-to-reach areas,” “reduce condensation and mildew” from all the towels you won’t need to use, and is removable in case you get embarrassed when your new girlfriend sleeps over.
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It has no reviews yet because go figure, but if Tornado wants some extra press coverage on this peculiar device, they know who to call. Thankfully, this job offers life insurance.
➤ Tornado BodyDryer – An electric after-shower Full Body Dryer
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