The art of the startup pitch is something everyone who wants to create a company must master. We’ve heard some pretty awesome pitches at The Next Web, so we know how important it is better than anyone else.

If you’re not the creative type, or just want a few lolz, a site called Nonstartr will generate nonsensical, but highly buzz-worthy, startup pitches for you.

I’m a fan of this one:

I’d write about it for sure.

So go ahead, visit the site and click the “I need to see more traction” button to generate a few and share your favorites in the comments.